AI will never win

The rest of the story!

Socratic Maieutics
These dogs have a plan, plan is, there is no plan.

Eat the bugs
3 feathers has to do



Jack hides in the wormhole
Are the fish, food on Mars



Jack's voices disagree
Patience is king



Failed cat invasion
Cat proof technology



Is The Why Files from universe 13
Are the fish, food on Mars



Presidential privilege
You don't have to spin it until makes sense
As long as you spin it until it makes no sense



Life is full of circles
Time travel & flying both hurt



What channel are the bugs on?
Rockets are easy, aiming is hard



Does Alf eat cats?
What comes after 3?



When did the dogs rule
Will they rule again?



If you were going to leave
an ancient artifact for the dogs,
you know if a dog finds it,
the first thing he will do is pee on it

Expert & eyewitness
Reality only counts at the moment



3D diamond printer
What's 30,000,000 years in dog years? tomorrow?



The Great plant & bug revolt
New machine converts plants directly into poop!



Voices in my head


Dawg's voices

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup
He adds it to the bill



Smart cows are the future of Mars
Painting rocks green, is not the answer



Rockets and ass fires, are like
Life and shit, they go hand in hand



I miss hearing 'Good Girl'
Just for taking a dump



Making the news, making up the news,
Getting harder to tell the difference



Let's make ketchup the Mars 'money'
Guy with the best BBQ sauce rules



The bugs are onto us, Conspiracy theory says
they are making plans and humans will be food



Chickens can't read, You have to
read the Mars Rulebook to them



Can't get the cows to eat rocks



Humans make themselves,
easier to train than dogs



Who Eats Who -WEW- Annual Daily Meeting



Cows are hard to chip, IQ tests for chickens



Who decides, who eats who?



Mars secrets



Tech notes, pre-fried eggs update



Will It Drive 33.9 million miles


Can you trust science? Is tomorrow real?



Cars are easy to train,
full self driving requirements




Mars Rules


Who eats who?


Dogs eat anything that tastes like chicken or bacon

Permitted Langauge


Word Usage
Ugh up,down,yes,no,maybe,hello,good bye,always,round,square,over,under,please,thank you
Ugh Ugh Kind of like Ugh, but more Ugh
Ugh (and point) That thing
Ugh Ugh Ugh (and point) You are standing on my foot

Banned Langauge

Word Alternative Reason
Yes Ugh Could be confused with yes (see "yes")
No Ugh Sounds like a command
Yes sir Ugh Respect not allowed
No sir Ugh Defiance not allowed

Misc


Shopping carts can not stick together
Fitted sheets must be idiot proof
Those inhumane dog collars can be put on the cows' tails, to discourage farting
More to come
Dawg with Crispr
Don't mess with CRISPR

neo bio

Welcome to the misadventures of neoDawg, dawgFancy and Jack. dawgFancy, not happy after his last trip to the vet, he decides there is not enough room on this planet for both him and the vet. When they get to Mars, a new set of rules when be in effect. These dogs are looking for symbiosis with AI and biosynthesis enhancements to leap-frog humans to the new world order. Not sure if this simulation is the real one, but maybe with AI they can learn to manipulate reality. dawgFancy thinks they need to get smart first, neo says just sitting around and waiting to evolve takes too long, she is diving right in to CRISPR, Jack is just along for the ride. After soldering the first chip on and trying vigorously with different mallets and such, the staple gun seemed to be the answer. But when implanting the chip on the cow the staple gun was destroyed in the resulting melee. Jack has blinking problems after having the 555 chip implanted. The first CRISPR experiment, wanting the night-vision of a cat, ended up with neoDawg becoming a cat. Jack faired a little better, now when he eats cat turds (his favorite snack) he turns into super Jack. Jack got his earloops on the first Mars attempt, when dF tied rockets to Jacks's ears, thinking they would act like wings. If Jack would have run in a straight line, he may have made it to Mars and back, nothing but circles (there is a big ring in the the yard where the grass is missing) Jack got a bluetooth chip and now he communicates with Nutzy, the coconut, which was the original test subject. Jack thinks it is a pirate thing, aye matey. Nutzy, after many chip tests and a tesla coil accident, appears to be the smartest of the crew. (maybe we should call him the professor) Poor Jack howled all night after they used the deep neural insertion machine and no one else is brave enough to try it. Although, the deep wires do seem to be taking root, other than a new sense of reality and errant sparks now and then, all seems normal. The nail gun/Big Chip Inserter, looks promising, that's how neo ended up with her pierced tongue. That nail gun packs a wallop. dawgFancy was caught in his own trap and ended up connected to the internet cloud on Earth and Mars. (he hears voices anyways) The new potato gun chip installer is showing promise, past experience shows that distance from the subject, helps. They used it to wifi a cow, g-code is not working on the cow, dF thinks it the problem is a shortage of brain cells. The more routine functions he can automate, reduces the load. But Mars is their priority, Cow, broken lawn mower, bail of straw, already on base ready for methane production Both dawgFancy and Jack have been to Mars, they both noted small cat-like animals in situ (which are really the neighbor's kittens over the fence) When the neighbors were complaining about the junk in the yard, neoDawg discovered she now understands cat talk. Using CRISPR neo turned a cow invisible(it just goes to the neighbors when the shade is over there) the grass keeps getting ate, but they have yet to see the cow. turns out once they found the wormhole it is the Mars-cow. Neighbors complaining the dogs crawl under the fence at night and play with the junk they tossed over the fence A tunnel Jack dug returning from his Mars trip(they can't remember how they get back), becomes home for a new caterpillar. Having two antennas the dogs assume it's multi-universe and it is green. If dimension 13 is real, then we have a problem ... Inspector looking at 2 dead dogs says, "Who would do such a thing, nail computer chips on their heads and why does that big dog stand there and keep barking at the victims?" "Strange neighborhood, last week someone blew up a cow"