Categories
Uncategorized

Boring zoos?

Let’s give the monkeys guns!

Categories
Uncategorized

Lions aren’t real

I’ve seen the photographic evidence, two male lions got on that Ark. It all makes sense now, that is why lions kill so many people, if the guy in the lion suit thinks you are onto him, he has to take you out. That is why there are posters of aliens near the lion cages, psy-ops, you would never notice the lion setting at the table eating a cheeseburger.

Categories
Uncategorized

Required course

Every kid should be required to work a year in retail, sometimes the best education comes from real life examples of how not to live your life, because retail people see the worst of the worst.

Categories
Uncategorized

Nuff said

Trying to determine the credibility of a conversation partner? Suggest that everyone should have their IQ tattooed on their forehead, if they blurt out that is terrible idea …

Categories
Uncategorized

Someone do the math

How many cow farts does it take to fly across the ocean, to complain about cow farts!

All hail hypno toad!