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Engineered Existence

Would biological life be anymore than a nuisance, I couldn’t think of anything more inefficient or a bigger waste of resources.

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Funeral expenses

I seem to know a lot of people who should get a discount, they already have their heads buried in the sand.

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ID10T error

It’s easy being an idiot, I strive to become a complete idiot.

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In the year 2525

Remember the verse ‘Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took today’? Does the word ‘pill’ stand for the government approved nightly news?

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Overheard

If you have trouble looking at your past self and thinking I was an idiot… You may still be an idiot.

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Fred Hoyle

The man who voyages strange seas must of necessity be a little unsure of himself. It is the man with the flashy air of knowing everything, who is always with it, that we should beware of.

The big bang fizzled like a dud! But all the duds live on to perpetuate their unquestionable scientific knowledge! Ted 🙂

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Carl Sagan

The suppression of uncomfortable ideas may be common in religion or politics but it is not the path to knowledge and there is no place for it in the endeavor of science. And history of the study of our solar system shows clearly that accepted and conventional ideas are often wrong and fundamental insights can arise from the most unexpected sources.

ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD!!!!

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Boring zoos?

Let’s give the monkeys guns!

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Lions aren’t real

I’ve seen the photographic evidence, two male lions got on that Ark. It all makes sense now, that is why lions kill so many people, if the guy in the lion suit thinks you are onto him, he has to take you out. That is why there are posters of aliens near the lion cages, psy-ops, you would never notice the lion setting at the table eating a cheeseburger.

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Required course

Every kid should be required to work a year in retail, sometimes the best education comes from real life examples of how not to live your life, because retail people see the worst of the worst.