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Green Idea

Invent a machine that turns plants and bugs directly into poop without using cows in-between, we’ll figure out a way to get them cows yet.

All hail Hypno Toad

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Million $ idea

Eye implants, that monitor brain wave activity and glow accordingly or one eye shows cognitive state and the other shows deception. Now this deserves a mandate, along with backup alarms for oversized loads.

Speaking of mandates, stupid people should have scrolling marquees on on their foreheads indicating where their thought process is going, ‘Hold my beer’ would set off automatic audible alarm.

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Government perfection

Everything costs twice as much, where does all this inflated money go? To the little guys? Does gold sink to the lower level of the commoners, we know the made-up paper money floats right to the top. There should be a mandatory 4 year delay on increasing taxes due to inflation, if government has to pay more for everything, without just passing it along to the taxpayer, maybe they would try harder to curb inflation. If you could get the money out of politics, the money grubbing, used car salesmen would go back to selling cars, leaving more room for honest, dedicated people running the country. Accountability, report cards and maybe even debates while hooked up to a lie detector, there has to be an end game plan.