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Invent a machine that turns plants and bugs directly into poop without using cows in-between, we’ll figure out a way to get them cows yet.

All hail Hypno Toad

Eye implants, that monitor brain wave activity and glow accordingly or one eye shows cognitive state and the other shows deception. Now this deserves a mandate, along with backup alarms for oversized loads.

Speaking of mandates, stupid people should have scrolling marquees on on their foreheads indicating where their thought process is going, ‘Hold my beer’ would set off automatic audible alarm.

Everything costs twice as much, where does all this inflated money go? To the little guys? Does gold sink to the lower level of the commoners, we know the made-up paper money floats right to the top. There should be a mandatory 4 year delay on increasing taxes due to inflation, if government has to pay more for everything, without just passing it along to the taxpayer, maybe they would try harder to curb inflation. If you could get the money out of politics, the money grubbing, used car salesmen would go back to selling cars, leaving more room for honest, dedicated people running the country. Accountability, report cards and maybe even debates while hooked up to a lie detector, there has to be an end game plan.

Would biological life be anymore than a nuisance, I couldn’t think of anything more inefficient or a bigger waste of resources.

I seem to know a lot of people who should get a discount, they already have their heads buried in the sand.

It’s easy being an idiot, I strive to become a complete idiot.

Remember the verse ‘Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took today’? Does the word ‘pill’ stand for the government approved nightly news?

If you have trouble looking at your past self and thinking I was an idiot… You may still be an idiot.

The man who voyages strange seas must of necessity be a little unsure of himself. It is the man with the flashy air of knowing everything, who is always with it, that we should beware of.

The big bang fizzled like a dud! But all the duds live on to perpetuate their unquestionable scientific knowledge! Ted 🙂

The suppression of uncomfortable ideas may be common in religion or politics but it is not the path to knowledge and there is no place for it in the endeavor of science. And history of the study of our solar system shows clearly that accepted and conventional ideas are often wrong and fundamental insights can arise from the most unexpected sources.

ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD!!!!