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Let’s give the monkeys guns!

I’ve seen the photographic evidence, two male lions got on that Ark. It all makes sense now, that is why lions kill so many people, if the guy in the lion suit thinks you are onto him, he has to take you out. That is why there are posters of aliens near the lion cages, psy-ops, you would never notice the lion setting at the table eating a cheeseburger.

Every kid should be required to work a year in retail, sometimes the best education comes from real life examples of how not to live your life, because retail people see the worst of the worst.

Trying to determine the credibility of a conversation partner? Suggest that everyone should have their IQ tattooed on their forehead, if they blurt out that is terrible idea …

How many cow farts does it take to fly across the ocean, to complain about cow farts!

All hail hypno toad!

Just because you know a square peg does not go into a round hole, does not mean you are capable of functioning in a well rounded society.

I have a few questions, is the testing of these mice consensual, are these mice in danger of getting covid, are these mice alive when the tests start, are these mice always white, do these mice have any comorbidities, do they count how many legs these mice have when the test starts and ends? (according to my spell check, covid is not even a word, WTF, you have my permission to pinch me, the American dream has officially turned into a nightmare)

Writing a book on who ruined America could make someone rich, but not if you write it in english or try to sell it for dollars.

I may be brain washed, looking at bugs, swarming the light, thinking this will be easy, wondering how little ones that fall to the ground taste.

All praise Hypno Toad

Paint a mailbox and driveway on the lenses, this could make any tent look like a mansion, homeless problem solved, we can then look into the real problems like who gets to pee where or explaining to the poor people how hard it is to be rich.