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Let her be free

I talked to the Earth, she (her preferred pronouns) said, “It always gets better when they start eating each other, that always happens when the bugs are all gone”

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Free speech?

Free speech is like singing in the shower, when money talks people actually listen. Money is still saying, violence and hate are top sellers.

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Once upon a time

Did we at some point in time, gravitate to the more intelligent side of humanity? Hey, maybe a volume control….. , oops, guess we should not have left that knob where anybody could reach it

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Photographic Memory!

You want me to remember something? A photograph could help, I seem to keep more things in external storage anymore. You show me a picture of someone and I can say ‘yah, that’s kinda what that guy looked like when that picture was taken’.

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Free Money

If these words have ever come out of your mouth, you should be banned from politics. I think prices / inflation can go up faster than you can print money.

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Decided to identify as autistic

Definitely have the qualifications, now when I do something stupid y’all can only say “Ain’t that cute” or quietly “He identifies autistic”.

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Why not?

Pick a prison, everyone gets psychedelics, look at the results after 10 years. If that doesn’t help, teach them how to parachute jump, you could fly them a long ways off for what internment costs.

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Is different the same?

Can Painted Turtles identify as transsexual transhumans or is the unlimited limited? I have mucho paper if we need to write some new laws.

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The real meaning of life

Work hard, follow your peers, lead the race, etc. People have been touting this for thousands of years, what part of ‘they are all dead’ do you not understand

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Dumb sells

People always underestimate the value of a stupid advertising campaign, there is a very large audience