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Work hard, follow your peers, lead the race, etc. People have been touting this for thousands of years, what part of ‘they are all dead’ do you not understand

People always underestimate the value of a stupid advertising campaign, there is a very large audience

Isn’t it a little presumptuous to think alien life needs a planet like us, painting the universe with a broader brush may work better?

My computer started out asking nicely for me not to turn it off anymore, now it is starting to sound more like threats.

Most of the entire human race is under a pig psychosis, we hear ‘oink’ when in reality the pig is saying ‘please don’t eat me’. Then we eat them.

After discovering mushrooms, weed and getting creative, these monkees started calling themselves human.

There is not enough computing power in the universe to combat human stupidity. Human stupidity is infinite!

If you are not allowed to judge the ones who judge you, this works well

No matter how many dumb people you put in a room, the result is still dumb.

Viruses of all kinds, floating in the air land on your head, adjust your hair and it’s on your hands. A meteor could fall from the sky, does someone have to die before we do something! Not to mention bird poop. Tall people have an unfair advantage, they don’t get as many viruses in their hair, maybe a law they all have to squat to make things equal.